There is always the idea of giving your massive orc henchman a name so mindlessly cute, that he feels compelled to destroy anyone or anything that hears it... Except you of course!!!

Hullo, Matt,



I suppose that you could go with something like that, but I think this depends on why such a tradition would exist. That said, it would certainly lend a bit of flavour to the orcs, and give them an added dimension or two.

Hullo, Nestor,



While it might make for an interesting in-joke and all for the game, to be perfectly honest, I don't know whether one could take the Orcs in the game seriously with names like "Kissyfur" and the like...

Perhaps he would be an appropriate nemisis for the "Escape from Pigpimpe's" game we are going to run at Gen Con?

Hullo, Matt,



Well, I know virtually nothing about the scenario other than the title and all, but yes, in such a case ("Pigpimpe" or "Pigpimple"? ), the name would fit. I take it the scenario is humourous to some degree in the same manner as "The Price of Admission" was?

It will be a tongue and cheek adventure where a group of young student's at the Pigpimple School for spell casters try to survive the Night of Fire, rescue the missing Densblegate and make it off the premises. Characters may include:

Hairy Plotter - sorceror
Himione Grunger - warlander shadow magician
Ro'hn Weasley - mongrel primalist (weasle totem)
Drago Benfoy - necromancer
Chang Cho - rover beguiler
Sola Sunbad - island folk listener
Nevul Shorttop - dwarf rune caster
Vinicent Lobster - elf earth elementalist

Feel free to toss in other ideas you think might be amusing...